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dark times ahead? [Nov. 28th, 2008|09:10 pm]
We're never gonna give you up!

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Fellow Astleyists!

We all know by now that Hypnochat has reached his divine talon out to us during a mass public ritual. He sent his son to remind of us his love and glory! But there are many who are expressing much negativity at our beloved Rick's holy act. They mock his devotion to our Hypnochat, and the beauty of his holy Gospel. They speak much evil! Was Hypnochat's influence at the parade mayhaps a warning? Is there something dread on the horizon??? These naysayers are obviously agents of FMR's evil loathing of our Blessed One. By mocking the Son, they mock Hypnochat! Perhaps evil is afoot. Perhaps this is a reminder that we have been slack in our worship! Perhaps... an agent of FMR looms, coming to torment us all with their epic FAIL.

Behold! Apparently the footage of the parade has been tampered with since the original broadcast. Few have the original, and if you look hard enough... well, see the proof for yourself!



The Evil One is obviously displeased- he was there himself when Hypnochat warned us! We must stay true to Hypnochat and his message. We must forever stay alert and watchful for the Evil Zukan Hoarder's followers. We must beware any speedos!!! Remember, brethren- HE WILL NEVER LET US DOWN, AND THUS WE MUST NEVER LET HIM DOWN EITHER!

*solemn nod*
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[User Picture]From: faiarrow
2008-11-29 03:38 am (UTC)
*feels frightened* O' mighty Hypnochat, please spare us, your children, from your anger towards FMR and his Evil Zukan Hoarders. Never let us down, or hurt us, in the divine voice of the Son.

May we smite this evil, in the name of Him almighty!
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[User Picture]From: tortoises
2008-11-29 04:42 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: emurii
2008-11-29 07:00 am (UTC)
.... HYPNOTWO
WHY DO YOU HAVE PUBIC HAIR
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[User Picture]From: pacificpikachu
2008-12-01 09:28 am (UTC)
HYPNOCHAT, WE LOVE YOU AND BASK IN YOUR GLORIOUS LIGHT! WE SHALL GATHER OUR ZUKAN, ALL OF US TOGETHER, FOR BATTLE IF NEED BE!
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