|dark times ahead?
||[Nov. 28th, 2008|09:10 pm]
We're never gonna give you up!
We all know by now that Hypnochat has reached his divine talon out to us during a mass public ritual. He sent his son to remind of us his love and glory! But there are many who are expressing much negativity at our beloved Rick's holy act. They mock his devotion to our Hypnochat, and the beauty of his holy Gospel. They speak much evil! Was Hypnochat's influence at the parade mayhaps a warning? Is there something dread on the horizon??? These naysayers are obviously agents of FMR's evil loathing of our Blessed One. By mocking the Son, they mock Hypnochat! Perhaps evil is afoot. Perhaps this is a reminder that we have been slack in our worship! Perhaps... an agent of FMR looms, coming to torment us all with their epic FAIL.
Behold! Apparently the footage of the parade has been tampered with since the original broadcast. Few have the original, and if you look hard enough... well, see the proof for yourself!
The Evil One is obviously displeased- he was there himself when Hypnochat warned us! We must stay true to Hypnochat and his message. We must forever stay alert and watchful for the Evil Zukan Hoarder's followers. We must beware any speedos!!! Remember, brethren- HE WILL NEVER LET US DOWN, AND THUS WE MUST NEVER LET HIM DOWN EITHER!